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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

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What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.