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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.