What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.