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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."