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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.