Wildling Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What's a ginger's favorite drink?

Ginger ale!

What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol?

Ginger Ale

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart