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Wal Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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I Love Pizza & You

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Wal Marts Jokes More Wal Marts Jokes

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!