Wal Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Wal Mart Jokes More Wal Mart Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Mart Jokes More Mart Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!