What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.