What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.