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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready