What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.