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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.