Mart Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

K Mart Jokes More K Mart Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

Wal Marts Jokes More Wal Marts Jokes

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

Stutterer Jokes More Stutterer Jokes

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

Ghetto Jokes More Ghetto Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.