Mart Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

K Mart Jokes More K Mart Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What does K-mart stand for?

Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Apu Jokes More Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

R/explainlikeimfive

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.