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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree