I can't remember.
Someone told me but I forgot.
Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)
4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..
I can't remember
I don't know.
I don't remember.
Milk of amnesia!
Oh shoot, I forgot...
A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?
To get to the other side.
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"
Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
Ebay.
Get married on his birthday.
Hau Ling.
When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away
Nepal
Credit to
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!