Amnesia Jokes

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Oh shoot, I forgot...

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!