Amnesia Jokes

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Symptom Jokes More Symptom Jokes

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.