What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!