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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!