What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years