What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.