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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!