What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless