What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.