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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Who's there! Cymbals! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't!

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.