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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What's the ugliest tree in the world?

Yew

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?