What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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Why are government buildings alike all around the world?

Free masonry.

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?