What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.