What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

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