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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.