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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh