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Forgot Jokes

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

Sardar Jokes More Sardar Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.