Forgot Jokes

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Who fought in the Civil War?

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What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

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Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!