Forgot Jokes

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-