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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Doorbell Jokes More Doorbell Jokes

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.