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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Doorbell Jokes More Doorbell Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.