What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Doorbell Jokes More Doorbell Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.