What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

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How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out