What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What did (x) say to (x)?

(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.