North of the Wal-Mart
Because it's wal-mart.
Because there is a target in every corner.
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell
Santa Clues.
Cardiac arrest.
They're both used to store nuts.
The Bad Habit.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Ginger ale.
Where The Wildlings Are
Me: Way less than I couch.
A basketball team.
A tire.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
