Wal Mart Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

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Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.