Wal Mart Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Mart Jokes More Mart Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran