North of the Wal-Mart
Because it's wal-mart.
Because there is a target in every corner.
Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!
The ark-hives.
Ginger ale.
Where The Wildlings Are
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Deterrent.
Tide
Iran
Iran.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Cuz she couldn't find the door handle
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.