What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.