Oil Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.