Oil Jokes

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL