Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer