Because there are Targets on every corner.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Because of the towel ban
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Because there is a target in every corner.
Because there's a target on every corner.