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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner