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Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!