What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

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What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.