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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

Television Jokes More Television Jokes

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.