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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!