What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.