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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood