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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.