What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.