What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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You crack it up.

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They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.