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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!