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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.