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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.