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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!