How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.