How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!