How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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An octopuss!

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They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Mabul cake.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.