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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!