How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Who's there! Chrysalis! Chrysalis who?

Chrysalis the cake for you!

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.