How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.