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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What would you like it to be?

A joke.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.