How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.