How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.