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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.