How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.