When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.