When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.