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When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"