When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils