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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader