What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.