Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
Jeffrey Dahmer!
Did you try turning me off and on again?
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one