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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader