What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one