Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
A Labracadabrador
Cause he's a dog.
You mootilate it.
A flip-flop.
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
The purr-rimiter.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)