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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

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What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.