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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.