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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What did popeye do after he turned black?

He made his own restoraunt.

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.