Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.