Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin