Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.