Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin