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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here