What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!