What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

How do small people call each other?

On microphones.