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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

How do small people call each other?

On microphones.

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people