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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

How do small people call each other?

On microphones.

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people