What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.