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What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.