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Microphone Jokes

How do small people call each other?

On microphones.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people