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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.