How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common?

Tons of koffing spawns.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.