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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.