What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*