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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart