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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.