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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.