What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What sound does a dead cow make?

BOOOOOOOOOO

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.