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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

Ping pong.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What's in it?

HIM: What do you mean, "in it"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.