What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.