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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.