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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.