How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What is the most popular cheese in "the Upside Down"?

Demogorgonzola

What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?

You flipper!