How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

How to 4-dimensional aliens get around?

In Tralfamadoloreans.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

Bar Stool Jokes More Bar Stool Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Upside Jokes More Upside Jokes

What is the most popular cheese in "the Upside Down"?

Demogorgonzola

What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?

You flipper!