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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What rock group has 4 men that do not sing?

Mt. Rushmore

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Bar Stool Jokes More Bar Stool Jokes

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What is the most popular cheese in "the Upside Down"?

Demogorgonzola