Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
He was just chasing tail.
It was leave your keys at the door.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)
He doesn't know how to turn things down
Turn on the water.
A little shaken.
He got the shakes instead.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Flip it over
Because it wasn't his real dad
In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
Demogorgonzola