How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?