How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down