How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up