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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

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What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder