Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with