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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!