Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany