Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!