What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.