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How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.