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How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.