What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

6 Month Jokes More 6 Month Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib