What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2?

Nothing.

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.