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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

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What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!