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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

6 Month Jokes More 6 Month Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.