Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands