Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.