March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Previous Random Joke Next
Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Fly List Jokes More Fly List Jokes

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"