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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands