Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands