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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

Jean-Luc Pickacard

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands