Because he was hydra-phobic.
Put him in water!
Me: EXACTLY!
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
Smells fishy
Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
Because he didn't like DC...
He wanted to work undercover.
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
A velocirapture
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
A pat on the head.
Good morning ladies.
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
It's too complex
Some people are against shooting guns.
