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Aquaman Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday