Aquaman Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why are you naked?

Dammit

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.