Aquaman Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why are you naked?

Dammit

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Because he didn't like DC...

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.