Aquaman Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

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Ok you 2 dont start anything

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A place where people parked their camels!

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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They're both under DC.

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Through the Hodor

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Because the owner entered the correct code.

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The Salvation Army.

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A first-aid kit!

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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross