Aquaman Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why are you naked?

Dammit

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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