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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.