What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.