What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus