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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.