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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.