What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.