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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.