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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Who's there! Ankara! Ankara who?

Ankara went off the cliff!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Maxi Pad Jokes More Maxi Pad Jokes

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings