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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Maxi Pad Jokes More Maxi Pad Jokes

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings