She thought her maxi pad had wings
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Dog gone!
Baa-Dum-Sss
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
A Chinese telephone