Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What do you call a fly without wings?

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings