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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Maxi Pad Jokes More Maxi Pad Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad