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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!