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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.