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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.