How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.