How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.