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How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Allah Mode Jokes More Allah Mode Jokes

What do you call a Halal pie?

Allah mode.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.