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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.