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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.