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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents