What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!