13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Pimple Jokes More Pimple Jokes

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

13 Year Old Girl Jokes More 13 Year Old Girl Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.