13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.