13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Emoji Jokes More Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

13 Year Old Girl Jokes More 13 Year Old Girl Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup