13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

13 Year Old Girl Jokes More 13 Year Old Girl Jokes

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.