13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Pimple Jokes More Pimple Jokes

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

Emoji Jokes More Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.