13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal