Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.