His and Hearse towels
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A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Barium.
That would be a dead giveaway.
We'll have to rehearse that.
They both take away the coffin.
Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
Get off me, homes.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
1 corpsepower
His and Hearse.
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
They both fear the wurst
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.
