His and Hearse towels
Barium.
That would be a dead giveaway.
We'll have to rehearse that.
They both take away the coffin.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Your car.
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
They'll never be royals
Not everyone gets it
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
A Sweeping Generalization.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
On account of the coffin.
Clawing at the inside of her coffin.
Anticlimactic
Synonym Grahams
